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How to Cope With Sports Being Gone
By Danny Neary 1. Do a hilarious prank of pretending to take a charge every time your wife tries to get past you. 2. Consider speaking to...
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May 4, 20201 min read
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The Bachelor: Biden Edition
By Danny Neary Ladies, you are all here because you met my one incredibly important demand for his VP, that they be a damn good broad. I...
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May 1, 20202 min read
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The Hallmark Channel Presents Quarantine Of Love
By Danny Neary Molly was always so focused on her career she never had time for romance. She never had time for much of anything... Until...
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Apr 30, 20201 min read
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Brad From Your Office's Guide To Corona
By Danny Neary Man, Wednesdays am I right? Everyday feels the same though now dude. It's like that Bill Murray movie, Scrooged. So, this...
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Apr 29, 20202 min read
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Let Trump Play Golf!
By Danny Neary Golf, the herpes of the sports world. A sport rich white men play when they're bored of cheating on their wives, robbing...
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Apr 28, 20201 min read
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More On The Bright Side Of Covid19
By Danny Neary In the spirit of Lin Manuel Miranda tucking you in at night and Madonna's rose petal bath we'd like to express our hope...
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Apr 27, 20201 min read
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We're all In This Together By Ellen
By Danny Neary (image:https://www.insider.com/ellen-degeneres-prison-self-isolation-coronavirus-backlash-2020-4) Hey, I'm Ellen...
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Apr 24, 20201 min read
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Let's all go to the movies!
By Danny Neary Hi, I'm Mark Eisneer, the owner of Movietime movie theaters. It's been a rough time for the movie theater industry but...
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Apr 23, 20201 min read
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Nancy "Season 8 Khaleesi" Pelosi
By Danny Neary Hello I am Nancy Pelosi. Speaker of the house, and the star of all your aunt's memes. I am here today to address some of...
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Apr 22, 20202 min read
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Why I'm Protesting The Stay At Home Order
By Danny Neary My name is Bob Whiteman and I'm the proud owner of a a boat dealership just outside the villages in Florida and I want...
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Apr 21, 20201 min read
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On The Bright Side COVID-19 Edition
By Danny Neary In the spirit of Jim halpert's new Youtube show and Ellen DeGeneres’s credo of being kind to each other, show crew and...
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Apr 20, 20201 min read
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NFL Cares - Sponsored by Arby's
By Danny Neary Hello, I'm Ben Epstein head of public relations for the NFL. While sports are on hiatus we wanted to take some time to...
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Apr 17, 20202 min read
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TRUMP TRACKER
By Danny Neary Is the news getting you down? Do you need some time to unplug? Did you book a trip to get away from all the terrible news...
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Apr 16, 20201 min read
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Amazon Tour
By Danny Neary Hello, thank you to everyone for joining us on our Amazon Warehouse new hire tour! Please save your questions for after,...
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Apr 15, 20202 min read
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Coronavirus tips from Your Irish Catholic Mom
By Danny Neary Honey, I know you're struggling right now but I just wanted to call and remind you that the coronavirus is probably your...
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Apr 14, 20202 min read
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I'm Joe Biden, Vote For The Other Biden
By Danny Neary (Photo: https://nypost.com/2020/03/18/voters-brave-coronavirus-make-joe-biden-presumptive-nominee/) Hello, as many of you...
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Apr 13, 20203 min read
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In Defense Of Burger King, America's 4th worst Restaurant
By Danny Neary Hello, I'm Ben Epstein head of public relations for Burger King, America's 4th worst restaurant. Over the last few years...
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Apr 10, 20204 min read
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Everything Bad Now
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON - As the nation grapples with one life-altering event and disappointment after another sources across the...
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Apr 9, 20201 min read
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TED TALK - WHY ARE WE HERE?
By Danny Neary So, why are we here? Why are we on this planet? Why are we in this city? And why am I on this stage? Why am I on this...
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Apr 8, 20202 min read
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In Defense of Kanye "Please Don't Parasite Me" West
By Danny Neary Hello, I'm Ben Epstein, head of public relations for rapper, shoe designer, and racist black guy Kanye West. Over the past...
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Apr 7, 20201 min read
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