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Katherine Coleman
- May 11
- 2 min
LIVE A LITTLE! HERE ARE 15 REASONS TO TREAT YOURSELF TODAY
Did you wake up today? Treat yourself! Say hello to the ~new you~
M.M. Kazmierczak
- Apr 6
- 2 min
Homesteading Win! President Biden Allows 19 Hogs into the White House
The naughty little piggies were first discovered roaming the White House landscape and helping themselves to the rutabagas in the garden.
Tyler J. Oakley
- Mar 29
- 3 min
Seven Bearded Men Who Wear Dresses and Do Magic Tricks
The classic combo of dress donning, magic-making men in beards have captivated us throughout history. Here's the list to prove it.
Katherine Coleman
- Mar 23
- 2 min
Realistic Houseplant Care Tips
So you can condescendingly tell your friends you have a "Plant Baby" now.
Tyler J. Oakley
- Mar 4
- 3 min
Are Stained Glass Windows Creating Unrealistic Beauty Standards?
It’s time we looked through the problem. Every time you see one, the response is the same: stops and stares, awestruck gasps and gawking....
M.M. Kazmierczak
- Feb 14
- 2 min
FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY? OF COURSE YOU DID. HERE'S 6 hacks USING OREOS.
We’ve all been there. It’s the morning of February 14th, and the thought of bestowing your romantic partner with any token of gratitude...
Charlotte Otremba
- Feb 12
- 2 min
Slugging? Try Sliming. The ‘New’ Viral Skincare Trend Has Been Around For Centuries Says Mermaids
Mermaids have been smearing slime on their face for centuries - long before TikTokers took credit for its ‘groundbreaking’ overnight effects
LITComedy
- Apr 28, 2021
- 1 min
Is the McRib Back?
by Bradley Moore CHICAGO, IL - In a world filled with uncertainty, there are a few things that we can count on – death, taxes, Nicolas...
LITComedy
- Apr 21, 2021
- 1 min
Milk, Milk, Lemonade – Where Is Fudge Really Made?
by Bradley Moore HERSHEY, PA - It is a mystery for the ages; a tale as old as time. Where on the earth is fudge made? For the longest...
LITComedy
- Apr 14, 2021
- 1 min
Mother Loses All Facebook Friends After Posting Everything Her Child Says Online
by Bradley Moore EUREKA, WA – Lindy Hopper loves her suburban home, her suburban neighborhood, and most of all, her suburban family. Her...
LITComedy
- Apr 7, 2021
- 4 min
My Grandmother, The Transcendental Being
by Andy Bloom CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN - Let me tell you about my Grandmother, Betty Bloom. Born in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin she was...
LITComedy
- Mar 31, 2021
- 2 min
Intelligent Humans Act Shocked When Unintelligent Humans Still Don’t Care
by Bradley Moore ANYWHERE, USA - For the better part of the last year, a faction of science-believing, doctor-trusting, mask-wearing,...
LITComedy
- Mar 24, 2021
- 1 min
Are Two Masks Enough?
by Lucas Clinger ATLANTA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have released a new study related to proper mask usage. The...
LITComedy
- Mar 17, 2021
- 1 min
DOGS WILL BE DOGS
by Lucas Clinger WASHINGTON, DC - Canine News Network (CNN) has reported shocking news from the White House. The first dogs, Champ and...
LITComedy
- Mar 10, 2021
- 1 min
Trump's Twitter Account Says It's Happy In Its New Home In The Black Hole
by LIT HOUSTON -- NASA recently discovered messages from Trump's Twitter account from the blackhole. "The blackhole was the best...
LITComedy
- Mar 3, 2021
- 2 min
Maskless Man in Crowded Bar Confused By Continuing Spread of COVID-19
by Bradley Moore NASHVILLE – Sitting at a tiny table in less-than ritzy restaurant-bar, The Cowboy Palace, Stu Pidney is getting ready to...
LITComedy
- Feb 24, 2021
- 1 min
President Biden seeks approval for his package
by Bradley Moore WASHINGTON D.C. – Now that 45’s fourteenth Impeachment trial is complete, Capitol Hill has turned its focus to something...
LITComedy
- Feb 17, 2021
- 1 min
Punxsutawny Phil seen vacationing in St. Barts while Southern states pay for his shadow
by Bradley Moore PENNSYLVANIA - The snow’s coming down. I’m watching it fall. Lots of people around. But not that gauche little...
LITerally News
- Feb 17, 2021
- 1 min
Inclusion Win! Pixar Announces First Openly Gay Amorphous Blob
By Danny Neary Queer characters aren't new to the history of Pixar films but until now those characters' sexuality has only ever been...