Intelligent Humans Act Shocked When Unintelligent Humans Still Don’t Care

by Bradley Moore

ANYWHERE, USA - For the better part of the last year, a faction of science-believing, doctor-trusting, mask-wearing, pro-vaxxers have been flabbergasted by a larger faction of the American population that don’t seem to give a flying hockey puck about anything, but themselves – and even then, not even themselves. Now, with vaccine rollout on a terrific pace, intelligent humans want the humans of lesser intelligence to just hold on. Don’t rush reopening. Keep wearing masks. We are almost there. Sadly, the superior, intelligent humans are asking brainwashed, lesser humans to all of a sudden care about something that they never cared about in the first place.