Everything Bad Now
By Danny Neary
WASHINGTON - As the nation grapples with one life-altering event and disappointment after another sources across the nation have come to the conclusion that everything is bad now. Some people had previously believed things to be ok and possibly even good but with the recent worldwide pandemic, the current options for President and the impending climate catastrophe it has become unmistakably clear that everything is bad and quite possibly terrible. There was some debate amongst the nation about just how bad things are with some saying there were still some good movies but upon further investigation those movies proved to also be bad.