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I'm Joe Biden, Vote For The Other Biden

Updated: Jul 7, 2020

By Danny Neary


(Photo: https://nypost.com/2020/03/18/voters-brave-coronavirus-make-joe-biden-presumptive-nominee/)


Hello, as many of you may know, I'm Joe Biden AKA Joe Obama. Remember when he gave me a bracelet? Me neither but my assistants tell me he did. Anyway, the reason I'm here today is to address some of the claims that I'm out of touch, too far to the right, and am prone to gaffes. To these claims I would like to respond by telling you a little story about me and my old pal Strom Thurmond...