Updated: Jul 7, 2020
By Danny Neary
Hey, I'm Ellen Degeneres, the final boss of asking to speak to the manager, and I just wanted to say times are tough but we are all in this together! I hope the videos of me crying in my mansion have cheered you up but if not here are a few more ways to remember that this tragedy has leveled the playing field, brought us all together and gave us all an excuse to fire our staff.
1. We've learned how essential we all are. Service workers, who I used to just refer to as human garbage