In Defense Of Burger King, America's 4th worst Restaurant

By Danny Neary

Hello, I'm Ben Epstein head of public relations for Burger King, America's 4th worst restaurant. Over the last few years Burger King has taken a few hits. From the backlash over our pro-depression commercial to people finding out our impossible burger is technically horse... Oh, that one is not out yet.... Or true! Now, we've received some backlash for a commercial and campaign we launched a while back that focuses on depression and mental health, with people claiming this was a tone death attempt to cash in on a growing crisis in America. Which is ridiculous, that campaign cost us millions of dollars and if we were trying to cash in on this that would mean we are idiots.