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In Defense of Kanye "Please Don't Parasite Me" West

By Danny Neary


Hello, I'm Ben Epstein, head of public relations for rapper, shoe designer, and racist black guy Kanye West. Over the past few years Kanye has come under attack for his various inflammatory comments, whether claiming slavery was a choice, that Donald Trump makes him feel like superman, or that he doesn't like fingers in his ass and avoids that area entirely.


I am here to clear the air and to help people see that Kanye is simply a misunderstood genius who makes millions of dollars selling incredibly over priced clothing as a meta critic of the fashion industry