Trump Denies Being Sent To Hospital By Mini Corn Dogs
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON — Firmly defending his physical health, President Trump stated that despite the rumors he was not in fact sent...
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LITerally News
- Feb 3, 2021
- 5 min
Which Vaccine Is Best For Your Sign?
By Sean Delaney We all know that the best vaccines kick the shit out of a virus’ pathogen, but not all vaccines are created equal. Which...
LITerally News
- Jan 27, 2021
- 2 min
Keeping Your New Year's Resolutions
By Sean Delaney Many of us get bitten by the “Inspiration Bug” every January, but that rarely translates into long-term results. If you...
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- Jan 20, 2021
- 1 min
Biden Inspires Millions To Lower Their Expectations
By Danny Neary (https://www.cnet.com/how-to/president-elect-joe-biden-inauguration) D.C. - Speaking for the first time as President of...
LITerally News
- Jan 13, 2021
- 2 min
America's Better Than This, By Guy With No Understanding Of History
By Danny Neary What happened at the capitol was atrocious, America is and always has been better than this. America was founded on the...
LITerally News
- Jan 6, 2021
- 2 min
Joe Biden's New Year's Resolutions
By Danny Neary 1. Keep Fundraising People are hurting right now, believe me I know it's been tough as all get out. So, it's really...
LITerally News
- Dec 30, 2020
- 2 min
Donald Trump's New Year's Resolutions
By Danny Neary 1. Stop Committing Crimes If I'm not going to be President anymore, because it was rigged and stolen and Michigan insisted...
LITerally News
- Dec 23, 2020
- 2 min
Blue State Christmas: Stories Of Joy
By Danny Neary "Spread Joy for things going back to normal for people like me!" This Christmas give your stupid, unemployed Uncle the...
LITerally News
- Dec 16, 2020
- 3 min
A Blue State Christmas
By Danny Neary "There are no red states and blue states. Just states full of smart people and states full of people we should make fun...
LITerally News
- Dec 9, 2020
- 2 min
Merry Christmas Texts From The Guy You Almost Had Sex With 5 Years Ago
By Danny Neary Year One - Hey there! Hope you're having a Merry Christmas. Was great connecting the other night. Really regretting not...
LITerally News
- Dec 2, 2020
- 1 min
"I'm Not A Failure There's A Pandemic!" Says Failure
By Danny Neary CHICAGO - Sitting alone in his apartment at 1:45 in the afternoon area man Dave Wilkins, a complete failure of a man, once...
LITerally News
- Nov 25, 2020
- 2 min
Sorry If My Comedy Triggered You
By Danny Neary Looks like the pc police are after me again, just for a joke! I have been cancelled all because some people online were...
LITerally News
- Nov 18, 2020
- 1 min
Democrats Criticize Melania Trump's Clothing Choice For Public Execution
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON - Today the First Lady, Melania Trump is in the news again, not for anything she said or did at President...
LITerally News
- Nov 11, 2020
- 2 min
Inspiring! Woman Doesn't Want To Die Today
By Danny Neary Talk about inspiring! Emily Peterson woke up today and for the first time in nearly a year she didn't crave the sweet...
LITerally News
- Nov 4, 2020
- 1 min
Hey, It's Me The Guy In Your Lecture Who Always Has To Add Something
By Danny Neary Uh, huh that's great sorry to interrupt Lauren, I just happened to disagree. And not to cut you off but I think what you...
LITerally News
- Oct 28, 2020
- 2 min
I'm A Never Trump Republican As Long As you elect a Republican!
By Danny Neary Hello, I am one of the single dozen Republicans who is really, sincerely voting for a Democrat this time around because I...
LITerally News
- Oct 21, 2020
- 1 min
Ryan Murphy Teases Little Kid
By Danny Neary Hollywood - Exciting news out of Hollywood today for Ryan Murphy and American Horror Story fans, Ryan Murphy just teased a...
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- Oct 14, 2020
- 1 min
Charlotte McKinney’s Smoothie Recipe Will Momentarily Relive Your Crushing Anxiety
By Danny Neary If you’ve been searching for a new morning beverage to really perk you up for a few fleeting moments before the crushing...
LITerally News
- Oct 7, 2020
- 1 min
CDC ADVISES JUST PRETENDING IT'S OVER
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON - In a public address this morning heads of the CDC issued a statement advising Americans to "Just pretend it's...
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- Sep 30, 2020
- 1 min
Charlie's Mom Reacts To Grandpa Joe's Dance
By Danny Neary Oh, wow. It's a miracle. Who knew you could walk haha, not me. I've been making you cabbage soup for 20 years. So not...