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A Blue State Christmas

By Danny Neary



"There are no red states and blue states. Just states full of smart people and states full of people we should make fun of."


If I were going to put a Christmas tree up to symbolize this year it would be the sad Charlie Brown one. You know, the one that showed how poor and how much of a loser Charlie Brown was for not getting a better more expensive tree? That would symbolize this year and our current, soon to be former, broke President. Times have been hard this year and Christmas is a time that highlights some of these hard things. Some people can't afford a PS5, or a renovated kitchen, or healthcare because I just laid them off. We're all struggling.