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I'm A Never Trump Republican As Long As you elect a Republican!



By Danny Neary


Hello, I am one of the single dozen Republicans who is really, sincerely voting for a Democrat this time around because I just can't stand Trump! I hate everything he stands for, even if his tax cuts mean I can finally afford to pay my three ex-wives alimony and renovate my beach house. I'm really, genuinely interested in voting for a Democratic. I have tons of employees who are Democrats and I would vote with you guys as long as you chose a candidate who will govern exactly like a Republican and I don't see why you're so opposed to this idea. I'm a real person and no I'm not just trying to "gaslight" you into nominating a candidate who wouldn't raise my taxes.


I really am genuinely concerned about the state of this country when we have a leader who does exactly what I'd want a leader to do but misspells his tweets and says rude things about the Queen. Not very presidential at all! I swear he's so ill-equipped for the job I'd even vote for another Democrat like Barack Obama, and I hated that guy even though he basically did every right wing thing I could have wanted him to do but one time he wore a khaki suit and I thought that was terrible! So please, listen to my genuine concerns when I say that the Democratic Party is going too far. If not you'll lose my vote and the votes of all my friends, meaning at least 7 or 8 other rich, old, white never Trump Republicans who also totally aren't lying when they say they'll vote for a Democrat this time.



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