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Charlotte McKinney’s Smoothie Recipe Will Momentarily Relive Your Crushing Anxiety

By Danny Neary


If you’ve been searching for a new morning beverage to really perk you up for a few fleeting moments before the crushing anxiety kicks back in then boy does Baywatch star Charlotte McKinney have the fix for you! She posted to her Instagram, for the first time since posting a black square, a video of her making her world renowned coffee smoothie that will make you feel alive and relaxed for a few moments before you remember all the death surrounding you!


Just check out the ingredient list, all great stuff sure to make you forget for a few seconds the anxiety you've felt all year that makes it hard to get out of bed! It's got riced cauliflower, Blue Bottle coffee, denial about your likelihood of being a super spreader, and some yogurt!


All you need to do next is blend it all together, close your eyes and think about being a kid when you didn't realize you'd be living through the end of the world, and enjoy! It's a delicious recipe created just for you by the star of a real bad movie that you would kill to go back to when your biggest concern was being in the theater and hoping it would end! o said bipartisanship is dead? Both Trump and Chuck Schumer think kids should die to save the e

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