Punxsutawny Phil seen vacationing in St. Barts while Southern states pay for his shadow

by Bradley Moore

PENNSYLVANIA - The snow’s coming down. I’m watching it fall. Lots of people around. But not that gauche little groundhog. While Texas and other parts of the South deal with massive snowfall and power outages, Phil was seen living it up this week at the Six More Weeks resort in St. Barts, or Saint Barthélemy if you’re nasty. That grimy, fame-loving groundhog was seen partying with other guests, participating in a late-night bikini contest, playing beach volleyball, and sipping on copious amounts of umbrella drinks.