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In Defense of Elon "epic dude" Musk
By Danny Neary Hello, I'm Ben Epstein. The head of public relations for entrepreneur, inventor and proof of how creepy Willy Wonka would...
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Apr 6, 20203 min read
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The Bro's Guide To Making Sure Your Ex Is Still Horny For You And Doesn't Know You Live In Your car
By Aaron Atkins Whats up, king. The year is 2020 and caring about what chicks think of you is some real simp bullshit. Unless that chick...
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Apr 3, 20202 min read
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I Am An Innovator, I Have No Time To Worry About Your Silly Bills
By Danny Neary Alright guys, gather around. This is some big ass news. I know a lot of you have had questions about when this company, or...
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Apr 2, 20202 min read
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TV Nerd's Guide To The Coronavirus
By Danny Neary Don't worry everyone the coronavirus quarantine is just Earth's bottle episode. Everything will be fine, it might be...
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Apr 1, 20201 min read
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Studies Show Drinking Daily Recommended Amount Of Water Not Fun
By Danny Neary Ann Arbor - New studies conducted by scientists at the University of Michigan have found that drinking the daily...
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Mar 31, 20201 min read
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Staying Up On His Shows Only Commitment Man Able To Take On Right Now
By Danny Neary St. Louis - Sprawled out on his couch in his one bedroom apartment area man Dave Edwards stated that he's not emotionally...
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Mar 30, 20201 min read
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The Covert Narcissist's Guide To Parenting
By Danny Neary Hey, you're a covert narcissist like me? Well, at least that's what people and "doctors" tell us but we both know we're...
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Mar 26, 20202 min read
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Tips For Turning 30 That Don’t Involve Hiking
By Danny Neary You're turning 30 and you know what that means, you now have an aching in your soul and a constant desire to take photos...
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Mar 20, 20203 min read
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I'm A Level 5 Google Reviewer And I Am Not OK
By Danny Neary Hello, below I am presenting some of my most popular Google reviews to show my history on the site and to express how...
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Mar 19, 20202 min read
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No One On Party Trolley Has Any Recollection Of How They Got There Who They Used To Be
By Danny Neary CHICAGO - On a Friday night walking along Wells Avenue in the Old Town neighborhood of Chicago you'll see many party...
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Mar 18, 20201 min read
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Biden Responds To Debate Questions By Vomiting Blood
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON, DC - Last night during his first head-to-head debate against Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders former Vice...
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Mar 18, 20201 min read
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"We Work Hard But We Play Harder" Says Man Currently Doing Satan's Biding
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON, DC. - While hosting a meeting at the pharmaceutical sales company he manages David Schmitt, a man currently...
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Mar 16, 20201 min read
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This Election Is About The Issues, I have With My Dad
This election has been very heated, especially online. I think instead of this election being about yelling at people who support a...
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Mar 13, 20203 min read
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How To Use The Coronavirus To Get Out Of Plans With Your Friends
By Danny Neary The coronavirus outbreak is getting very serious but on the bright side it can now be used as an excuse for why you can't...
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Mar 12, 20202 min read
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Reasons We Don't Need Medicare For All By A Rich Media Asshole
By Danny Neary 1. Medicare For All Is Unrealistic. - If we want to make things better for everyone in America we need to be realistic and...
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Mar 11, 20202 min read
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Crises I’ve Had While Trying To Get Something From Between The Seat While Driving
By Danny Neary 1. Why Do I Even Bother? I feel like my whole life I'm trying to reach something between the seat and it's always just a...
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Mar 11, 20201 min read
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Help I'm Lost In The Woods! It's so Beautiful, YOU need to get into hiking but Please Come Find me
By Danny Neary Oh my gosh, it is so beautiful out here and it's only a 45 minute drive from the city. You really need to spend a Saturday...
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Mar 11, 20202 min read
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Area Woman Wonders If It's Too Late In Life To Adopt A Highway
By Danny Neary COLUMBUS - While driving along I-71 area woman Jessica Weisner began to wonder if it was too late in her life for her to...
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Mar 11, 20201 min read
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CDC: Prevent Coronavirus By Thinking Of Every Awkward Thing You've Ever Done While Washing Hands
By Danny Neary WASHINGTON - The head of the CDC clarified today that in this time of crisis, as the coronavirus continues to spread, one...
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Mar 11, 20201 min read
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I'm The Never Trump Republican Who Will Totally Vote For A Democrat If You Don't Go Too Far Left
By Danny Neary Hello, I am one of the single dozen Republicans who is really, sincerely voting for a Democrat this time around because I...
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Mar 10, 20202 min read
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