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The Bro's Guide To Making Sure Your Ex Is Still Horny For You And Doesn't Know You Live In Your car

By Aaron Atkins



Whats up, king. The year is 2020 and caring about what chicks think of you is some real simp bullshit. Unless that chick is Sarah, cuz she had the locker combo to your heart and we both know that. Violating your parole and losing your job at GNC is one thing, but you will NOT lose your self respect. You were the best she ever had and SHE NEEDS TO REMEMBER THAT. Here are five quick tips to make sure she is still horny for you and doesn’t find out you live in your car now.