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"How Is This Helping?" Asks Man With No Intention Of Helping
By Danny Neary Well watching the CNN coverage of the riots breaking out across the country in response to the murder of George Floyd ...
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Jun 1, 20201 min read
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Hey! Not all cops murder, some just stand and watch people get murdered
By Danny Neary I am so tired of this debate about whether or not the cops are bad and if we should treat them with respect or not. For...
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May 29, 20201 min read
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Best Pop Culture Moments Of 2020 So Far
By Danny Neary When a Gal Gadot video finally radicalized the proletariat. When we all talked about Tiger King for a while then...
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May 27, 20201 min read
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How Corona Will Permanently Change Things
By Danny Neary Relationships will be ruined by learning which friend still likes Gwyneth Paltrow. People will learn how boring their...
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May 26, 20201 min read
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More Things Corona Will Permanently Change
By Danny Neary Will have to stop hanging out with some friends who regress back into listening to The Smiths. The increase in divorces...
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May 26, 20201 min read
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How to Celebrate Memorial Day during quarantine
By Danny Neary Call your Grandpa who fought in WWII to help your prospects in his will. Take time out of the day to honor those who died...
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May 25, 20201 min read
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How Corona Will Permanently Change Things
By Danny Neary As a society we will stop shaking hands and instead do something not disgusting. People will have to develop closer...
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May 22, 20201 min read
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Stop being so judgmental, You're such A Virgo
By Danny Neary Oh hey Jackie. You're not drinking another latte are you? Whole milk? God that stuff is so bad for you. Anyways, I wanted...
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May 21, 20201 min read
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Dating During Corona
By Danny Neary 1. Couples won’t be able to meet at music festivals saving the world from the Anti-Christ. 2. People might start tweeting...
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May 20, 20201 min read
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Report: Jimmy Is Crossing His Arms During The Prayers Now
By Danny Neary INDIANAPOLIS - Today in the middle of his weekly visit to church St. Michaels student Jimmy O'Brien boldy took a stand and...
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May 19, 20201 min read
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Predictions For 2021
By Danny Neary 1. People will just stop keeping track of unemployment rate. 2. Economy recovers briefly before even worst pandemic. 3....
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May 18, 20201 min read
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Corona Drinking Game For People Rich Enough To Not Really Care
By Danny Neary 1. Every time Trump tweets a misspelling take a shot so you don't have to think about how your housekeeper is going to...
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May 15, 20201 min read
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How Coronavirus Will Impact US Workforce
By Danny Neary 1. Millions of recently laid off young people will need to pray after this social media manager is still a thing. 2. Gig...
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May 14, 20201 min read
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5 LGBT Characters On Kids' Shows To Bring Up To Ruin Your Aunt's Thanksgiving
By Danny Neary (https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/us/mr-ratburn-gay-arthur-trnd/index.html) Mr. MFing Ratburn - That's right, like it or not...
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May 13, 20201 min read
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Trump Hosts Supreme Galactic Emperor At Mar-a- Lago
By Danny Neary PALM BEACH - This weekend President Trump hosted the milky way’s own Supreme Galactic Emperor, at his beautiful Mar-a-Lago...
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May 12, 20202 min read
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HGTV Presents "couples going bankrupt"
By Danny Neary Hello and welcome to property bro! My name's Jonathan I'm a real estate expert, tv personality and an attractive in a non...
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May 11, 20201 min read
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Side Effects Of Corona For Bosses
By Danny Neary Increased danger might mean you have to start paying your employees enough to buy frivolities like food and housing....
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May 8, 20201 min read
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Side Effects Of Corona Lasting Longer
By Danny Neary Might be harder to get the gang back together to paint the town red like back in the old days. The friend who always wants...
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May 7, 20201 min read
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Aunt Susan's Facebook Live Update
By Danny Neary Oh, hello Facebook Live! It's Aunt Susan and I just wanted to give a few updates on how we're handling the recent societal...
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May 6, 20202 min read
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Celebrity Sighting
By Danny Neary Oh my god honey, your plane might go down? Ahh that's terrifying. Jimmy is sitting next to you on the plane right? Good,...
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May 5, 20201 min read
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