Best Pop Culture Moments Of 2020 So Far
By Danny Neary When a Gal Gadot video finally radicalized the proletariat. When we all talked about Tiger King for a while then...
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LITerally News
- May 26, 2020
- 1 min
How Corona Will Permanently Change Things
By Danny Neary Relationships will be ruined by learning which friend still likes Gwyneth Paltrow. People will learn how boring their...
LITerally News
- May 26, 2020
- 1 min
More Things Corona Will Permanently Change
By Danny Neary Will have to stop hanging out with some friends who regress back into listening to The Smiths. The increase in divorces...
LITerally News
- May 25, 2020
- 1 min
How to Celebrate Memorial Day during quarantine
By Danny Neary Call your Grandpa who fought in WWII to help your prospects in his will. Take time out of the day to honor those who died...
LITerally News
- May 22, 2020
- 1 min
How Corona Will Permanently Change Things
By Danny Neary As a society we will stop shaking hands and instead do something not disgusting. People will have to develop closer...
LITerally News
- May 21, 2020
- 1 min
Stop being so judgmental, You're such A Virgo
By Danny Neary Oh hey Jackie. You're not drinking another latte are you? Whole milk? God that stuff is so bad for you. Anyways, I wanted...
LITerally News
- May 20, 2020
- 1 min
Dating During Corona
By Danny Neary 1. Couples won’t be able to meet at music festivals saving the world from the Anti-Christ. 2. People might start tweeting...
LITerally News
- May 19, 2020
- 1 min
Report: Jimmy Is Crossing His Arms During The Prayers Now
By Danny Neary INDIANAPOLIS - Today in the middle of his weekly visit to church St. Michaels student Jimmy O'Brien boldy took a stand and...
LITerally News
- May 18, 2020
- 1 min
Predictions For 2021
By Danny Neary 1. People will just stop keeping track of unemployment rate. 2. Economy recovers briefly before even worst pandemic. 3....
LITerally News
- May 15, 2020
- 1 min
Corona Drinking Game For People Rich Enough To Not Really Care
By Danny Neary 1. Every time Trump tweets a misspelling take a shot so you don't have to think about how your housekeeper is going to...
LITerally News
- May 14, 2020
- 1 min
How Coronavirus Will Impact US Workforce
By Danny Neary 1. Millions of recently laid off young people will need to pray after this social media manager is still a thing. 2. Gig...
LITerally News
- May 13, 2020
- 1 min
5 LGBT Characters On Kids' Shows To Bring Up To Ruin Your Aunt's Thanksgiving
By Danny Neary (https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/us/mr-ratburn-gay-arthur-trnd/index.html) Mr. MFing Ratburn - That's right, like it or not...
LITerally News
- May 12, 2020
- 2 min
Trump Hosts Supreme Galactic Emperor At Mar-a- Lago
By Danny Neary PALM BEACH - This weekend President Trump hosted the milky way’s own Supreme Galactic Emperor, at his beautiful Mar-a-Lago...
LITerally News
- May 11, 2020
- 1 min
HGTV Presents "couples going bankrupt"
By Danny Neary Hello and welcome to property bro! My name's Jonathan I'm a real estate expert, tv personality and an attractive in a non...
LITerally News
- May 8, 2020
- 1 min
Side Effects Of Corona For Bosses
By Danny Neary Increased danger might mean you have to start paying your employees enough to buy frivolities like food and housing....
LITerally News
- May 7, 2020
- 1 min
Side Effects Of Corona Lasting Longer
By Danny Neary Might be harder to get the gang back together to paint the town red like back in the old days. The friend who always wants...
LITerally News
- May 6, 2020
- 2 min
Aunt Susan's Facebook Live Update
By Danny Neary Oh, hello Facebook Live! It's Aunt Susan and I just wanted to give a few updates on how we're handling the recent societal...
LITerally News
- May 5, 2020
- 1 min
Celebrity Sighting
By Danny Neary Oh my god honey, your plane might go down? Ahh that's terrifying. Jimmy is sitting next to you on the plane right? Good,...
LITerally News
- May 4, 2020
- 1 min
How to Cope With Sports Being Gone
By Danny Neary 1. Do a hilarious prank of pretending to take a charge every time your wife tries to get past you. 2. Consider speaking to...
LITerally News
- May 1, 2020
- 2 min
The Bachelor: Biden Edition
By Danny Neary Ladies, you are all here because you met my one incredibly important demand for his VP, that they be a damn good broad. I...