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More Things Corona Will Permanently Change

By Danny Neary

Will have to stop hanging out with some friends who regress back into listening to The Smiths. 

The increase in divorces will lead to more Noah Baumbach movies.

Millennials might have to push getting married and buying a home back another 20 or so years.

People will miss out on the thrilling sensation of giving a high-five.

Parking won’t be as hard to find forcing couples to find new outlets to use to express their deep seated contempt.

Spending more time with family will no longer be anyone’s wish.

Friendships will fall apart to avoid telling people how bad their screenplay is.



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