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"How Is This Helping?" Asks Man With No Intention Of Helping



By Danny Neary


Well watching the CNN coverage of the riots breaking out across the country in response to the murder of George Floyd concerned citizen Dave Leonard bravely asked "But, how is this helping?" Mr. Leonard, a man notable for his uncanny ability to never do even a single thing to help the African American community or any community in any way wanted to make it clear to his family that he just doesn't understand how any of this is helping. Adding he knows it's a really difficult and tense situation, but he feels that riots, unlike doing something else he has thought of yet, are only going to make things worst. "If it were me I'd do it differently" said Leonard before sitting down and continuing to do absolutely nothing.



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