By Danny Neary
1. Millions of recently laid off young people will need to pray after this social media manager is still a thing.
2. Gig economy will find way to somehow make things even worst.
3. Millions will get to work from home and be their own boss selling exciting products people already use everyday!
4. Trump admin expects up to 30% of the country to designate themselves worth sacrificing.
5. By June this should all go back to normal thanks to efficiency of capitalist system!