Corona Drinking Game For People Rich Enough To Not Really Care

By Danny Neary

1. Every time Trump tweets a misspelling take a shot so you don't have to think about how your housekeeper is going to feed her family!

2. Chug a beer everytime you see a war criminal you'd go to a Cowboys game with.

3. Drink every time you hear Rachel Maddow say "Oh her emails", because Hillary is a Yass Queen and never called YOU a super predator.

4. Drink until you blackout every time you start to realize maybe we shouldn't nominate someone senile during a pandemic.