By Danny Neary
PALM BEACH - This weekend President Trump hosted the milky way’s own Supreme Galactic Emperor, at his beautiful Mar-a-Lago resort. President Trump has faced criticism from his detractors for his friendly demeanor towards a Galactic Emperor some view as an unstable tyrant, due to his annexation of various stars and desire to colonize the sun. The two sat down to a delicious three-course meal, where they discussed domestic, and interstellar policy, before sharing a piece of the resort’s decadent chocolate cake. The two then hit the links on one of Trump’s famous golf courses, where they bonded over their shared fondness for a strong central military, and a firm stance on intergalactic immigration. The next day President Trump told Fox News “Wouldn’t it be great if we could get along with the Supreme Galactic Emperor?” Vice President Pence echoed his support for the President’s decision to meet with, and befriend the Supreme Galactic Emperor, saying he feels that a war hawk like Hillary Clinton would have been much too quick to start a three-world war. At press time the Supreme Galactic Emperor had begun to move forward with his plans to enslave the human race.ACH - This weekend President Trump hosted the milky way’s own Supreme Galactic Emperor, at his beautiful Mar-a-Lago resort. President Trump has faced criticism from his detractors for his friendly demeanor towards a Galactic Emperor some view as an unstable tyrant, due to his annexation of various stars and desire to colonize the sun. The two sat down to a delicious three-course meal, where they discussed domestic, and interstellar policy, before sharing a piece of the resort’s decadent chocolate cake. The two then hit the links on one of Trump’s famous golf courses, where they bonded over their shared fondness for a strong central military, and a firm stance on intergalactic immigration. The next day President Trump told Fox News “Wouldn’t it be great if we could get along with the Supreme Galactic Emperor?” Mike Pence echoed his support for the President’s decision to meet with, and befriend the Supreme Galactic Emperor, saying he feels that a war hawk like Hillary Clinton would have been much too quick to start a three-world war. At press time the Supreme Galactic Emperor had begun to move forward with his plans to enslave the human race.
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