Dating During Corona
By Danny Neary
1. Couples won’t be able to meet at music festivals saving the world from the Anti-Christ.
2. People might start tweeting about their bad relationships.
3. Will give couples time to think of creative ways to argue.
4. Some people might just spend quarantine watching tv and ignoring loved ones, like normal.
5. Single people might become so desperate for connection they listen to a Billy Joel song.
6. People will stop having sex on the first date with Kyle.