How Corona Will Permanently Change Things

By Danny Neary

Relationships will be ruined by learning which friend still likes Gwyneth Paltrow.

People will learn how boring their friends are when not drunk.

Less people will fall in love on cruises, saving humanity.

People will die trying to spend more time with their boss.

Some people will become so desperate for connection they listen to a Billy Joel song.

People might start tweeting about their bad relationships.