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By Danny Neary (Senator Klobuchar Debating Rival Pete Buttigieg https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/super-tuesday-early-voting-de...

By Danny Neary 1. When wrapping your gifts make sure you do it securely so none of the mashed potatoes and gravy leak out. 2. Department...

By Danny Neary 1. Cinderella Man: The best movie to feature Russel Crowe violently punching people in the face that wasn’t filmed by TMZ....

By Danny Neary It is a tumultuous time in our country. King Louis the XVI is ruling over us like a tyrant and embarrassing our country on...

By Danny Neary Wow, could these adorable baby otters be any more insensitive? Just look at all their cute baby otter faces laughing and...

By Danny Neary 1. When you're buying a gift for your girlfriend make sure you mention that it's for your girlfriend to the cashier. That...

By Danny Neary 1. Brad -  Woah, is that a young Jake Gyllenhaal I see? Brad has really grown into a strong confident young man and his...

By Danny Neary COLUMBUS, OH — In a moment of exceptional bravery Columbus State Community College student Brian Robinson declared it was...

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By Danny Neary Force a random sexual relationship between two characters people don’t care about and who have zero chemistry. Every few...

By Danny Neary Congratulations on being accepted into the Professional Managerial class. You now get to join your parents, your friend...

By Danny Neary Ask your realtor where the bathroom is, if they won’t tell you this means a pack of wolves is living in it and you should...

By Danny Neary You're packing your bags again. You say you're leaving because we never talk or laugh like we use to, as if the reason we...

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By Danny Neary (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-week-5-picks-the-cowboys-wont-stop-peyton-manning/) DENVER — Sitting quietly in...

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