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Tips For Apartment Hunting

By Danny Neary

  1. Ask your realtor where the bathroom is, if they won’t tell you this means a pack of wolves is living in it and you should be able to get a discount.

  2. Find out if the apartment you’re interested in is big enough by creating a model replica of the apartment, every piece of furniture you own and every woman who smiles at you.

  3. Make sure you and your partner feel the same way about the apartment and the movie Joker.

  4. If you find a great apartment but can’t afford it just move in with someone you just started dating.

  5. If you drive make sure the apartment has street parking and an extra room so your car doesn’t get too cold in the winter.



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