Welcome To The Professional Managerial Class!

By Danny Neary

Congratulations on being accepted into the Professional Managerial class. You now get to join your parents, your friend who got into Harvard and all your favorite Rom-Com characters as an official member of this elite group. This presentation will help walk you through your new interests, hobbies and deep seated disdain for anyone to the left of you politically.

First off, what exactly is the PMC? Well, it's more than just a way of designating someone's class or status. The PMC is a culture, it's a lifestyle, it's a feeling. The professional managerial class is a group of people and corporate positions that were created after the days of la