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Biden Ready To Sit Down, Hear Concerns Of Wealthy Donors 

By Danny Neary



D.C. - It's been a tumultuous year in America. From the ongoing coronavirus pandemic to the violence against protestors demanding an end to police brutality, America is at a point of crisis. Which is why, today Vice President Joe Biden felt compelled to make it clear he is now ready to sit down, and hear the concerns of his wealthy donors. Speaking on MSNBC, Biden stated "I'm here to let people know, I hear there concerns. I know times are tough, and I'm ready to sit down and open my ears to those who will open their huge, fat wallets." Biden added that his dad had a big wallet, and that "Boy did he keep everything in there" before being dragged off screen by his assistant.

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