If I get crowned the Homecoming Monarch (again), then I promise to continue to be wise, fair, and the continued representation of diversity. This year has been absolutely peaceful, except for the wars happening everywhere, and I'd like to think that my reign helped accomplish the peacefulness portion.

As one of two Poles on the team, I am uniquely qualified to be an elected monarch. If you don’t know that means, it is proof that I am smart and therefore qualified to rule. I have read Wikipedia.

I'd love to be crowned homecoming monarch so that I have an excuse to host a cute cocktail party and we can all get dressed up and laugh together. So vote for me!

CAROLINE HIBBERT

I think I should be homecoming monarch because I’m a bad bitch who didn’t come here to make friends. Just kidding, that’s basically all I came for. I hope we all win and split the crown like at the end of Mean Girls. Good luck, fellow LIPs!!

ROXIE PELL

Please vote for me to be homecoming monarch. I need a win, god damn it. This is all I have.

NICK PHILLIPS

 I have been preparing my entire life to be a monarch, because I am very lazy, and that is the way a monarch should be. If I am crowned LIT monarch, I will do absolutely nothing.