LITerally News
May 18, 20201 min
By Danny Neary
1. People will just stop keeping track of unemployment rate.
2. Economy recovers briefly before even worst pandemic.
3. Government finally thinks of brilliant plan to save money for billionaires.
4. A senile old white misoginist is President.
5. Millions change status from unemployed to aspiring podcaster.
6. Millions of people still jobless because they refuse to learn to code.